Dear Jess,
So I've created a (sort of) profile for this website. It felt a little creepy. A woman named Madeline already sent me a invitation to add her to my list of "friends". - again a little creepy, but I'm trying to be open minded about this. Turns out Loretta has a facebook page. Maybe I should check with other colleagues - I might find out I'm behind the times, right?
Dad

Hi Jess, nice to see you here. It looks like you are off to a good start too. And I see you brought along a distance "colleague", great!