Share 'If I Had A Hammer ...'

I'd hammer in the morning. Well, I happen to have a hammer -- or at least a server -- that I lease from one of the web hosting services. My partner and I are looking for something creative to do with it. Something "arty" -- our mascot is a chicken in Yves Klein Blue. Something to do with education -- something "completely different." If *you* had a server and a programmer and an artist in r…