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Have you ever wanted to go on a long trip, but worried about your pet being left alone? Of course! Well many a pet lover has pondered the question: who will take care of my pets after the Rapture? Atheists stepped up to the plate and are willing to lend a helping hand to homeless pets in 22 states.

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets was started by Bart Centre, a 61 year old atheist with a love for pets. Mr. Centre takes great care in the safety of each animal. His website says this about the subject: "Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."

For the small price of $110 ($15 for each additional pet) you can go to Heaven without worrying about your pet's safety. (If the Rapture occurs 10 years from the time you make your deposit.) The proceeds are split evenly among the employees since they have to be ready to go at any moment. Each animal will be picked up within 18 to 24 hours after the Rapture.

There is one draw-back. Not all pets can be accomodated. Dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged animals will be accepted. If you are a resident of New Hampshire, Vermont, Idaho, or Montana don't panic! You can also sign up your horses, camels, llamas, and donkeys.

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