Pew, Millennials and Bubbles

I really like the Pew Center. They do good stuff. But don't ya think they ought to change their name? I mean they are just wide open to criticism.

The Pew Center? Their research stinks!

And when I type the word "millennials" into my computer, the little red "speck check" error sign lights up underneath the word.

It makes me think, "When is technology going to catch up with technology?"

Alas, it's now March. That means we are gonna give a lot of little bubble tests between now and the start of summer.

These, lest we forget, are the bubbles that will shape our future! If my school does good bubbles, we will move off the bubble of being taken over by the state for having low bubbles. If my school does bad bubbles, the bubbly will be popped by all the "consultants" who will get to swoop in with their promises of turning water into wine -- getting a fat (dare I say bulbous) paycheck for their efforts.

So remember, Millennials, be good bubblers these next few months! A lot of Pew from ETS is riding on it.

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