Why We Need to Teach Sex Ed in Our Schools

For those who wonder why we need Sex Ed taught in our schools, I offer this story, the tale of the teens who mistook a woman's lovemaking cries for assault and promptly beat the crap out of the man with whom she was amorously copulating.

But the question arises as to which school personnel are qualified to handle such a delicate, senstive class. Good thing we have teachers such as this person, the elementary educator who "accidentally" spliced in a few seconds of her own sex adventures in a take home DVD of school memories for the kids to relish.

You gotta wonder what the summer project was, dontchya?

At the end of the day, all I know is, it's a good thing we have stable leadership in this country -- as this person clearly personifies. Otherwise, who knows where we'd be.

(Caribou Barbie... where do they make this stuff up?)

But sex ed wouldn't just be about the birds and the bees. We could teach hygiene, personal responsibility and how to properly circumcise yourself, a lesson most obviously needed as this man proves when he uses a set of nail clippers to do a job most certainly requiring shears.

Is this not a textbook definition of the old saying, "Never send a boy to do a man's job."

Procreation: We need the pros.